Pizza Hut Replaces Papa John's As Official Pizza Of NFL – The Onion (satire)


The NFL announced Wednesday that Pizza Hut would become its official pizza after parting ways with Papa John’s over criticism of protesting players. What do you think?

“Finally, the kind of change we need to move forward as a nation.”

Stephen Hart • Assistant Dietician

“Okay, so what am I allowed to watch now when I order Papa John’s?”

Candice O’Malley • Weaving Visionary

“Roger Goodell better watch his goddamn back—Little Caesar’s won’t take this sitting down.”

Stokely Peters • Animal Manicurist

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